Total Medals Earned: 5,531 (From 485 different games.) Total Medal Score: 121,580 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 7/28 (55/445 points)
Destroy 20 awas in less than 3 seconds
Get a chain of +500
Reach wave 5 with no upgrades
Do not receive damage during 2 minutes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Obtain all critical upgrades
Obtain all regeneration upgrades
Obtain all piercing upgrades
Obtain all attack speed upgrades
Obtain all spread upgrades
Obtain all torpedo upgrades
Complete the bestiary
Defeat 2000 enemies
Do not move (WASD or Arrows) during 1 minute
Reach level 15 using only up to 3 upgrades
Reach level 20 without using special abilities (buttons 1 to 6)
Survive 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 42/46 (320/490 points)
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Use your Second Wind!
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Conquer the Arena!
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Beat first 3 levels
Beat first 6 levels
Beat first 12 levels
Beat all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 10/10 (130/130 points)
Submit Highscore
100% Accurate in one level
Have completed the game
Medals Earned: 33/33 (1,530/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (170/170 points)
Watch the boss intro
Come back to life
Press down or S when on the ground
Watch the ending
Watch the first part of the intro
Watch the second part of the intro
Reach the end without enough cigarettes
Eat a baby
Put out 150 flames
Defeat Chuck Norris without taking damage
Medals Earned: 7/7 (165/165 points)
It burns so good!
I've got a rumbly in my bumbly
NyaNeNyaNe Naw Nya NYA!!!
Hold it in!
Too Much Cheese! Must Find Plunger!!!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (105/105 points)
Feed the fly
Repair the controller
Befriend a spider!
Make a sword fit for a savior!
Sleep!